A Journey of Dreams

thex-kid: unicow-nak-nak: hallowedhorrors: skindeap: 8-inch...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:03:42 -0500

unicow-nak-nak:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

dreamerofspace: Leaked soundclip of Gogoat’s cry in Pokemon X /...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:55:00 -0500

dreamerofspace:

Leaked soundclip of Gogoat’s cry in Pokemon X / Y.

knittingnightgaunt: ginmushroom: roachpatrol: tinpockets: QUI...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:50:15 -0500

knittingnightgaunt:

ginmushroom:

roachpatrol:

tinpockets:

QUICK SOMEONE DO THESE WITH ME

Ooh, these are nice.

my life has been rescued. maybe now i can actually have somethign good about my rps

….ooh. This actually has some fun ideas.

glasmond: But sweetheart, you did not end this comic. Here, let...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:59:03 -0500

glasmond:

But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.

Here, let me help you.

The love (as well as the hate) you give will always come back to you at some point in your life.
Believe me, I know exactly what I am talking about.

marielikestodraw: dirtydirtychai: asexual-not-a-sexual: Here...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:33:26 -0500

marielikestodraw:

dirtydirtychai:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.

These are glorious.

Ahahha perfect

nooby-banana: galosengen: hicpup

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:25:56 -0500

nooby-banana:

galosengen:

hicpup

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:24:27 -0500

notyouraveragepornblog: blasianxbri: mamamorgantayl0r: Th...

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:37:40 -0500

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

cryingalonewithfrankenstein: helenofdestroy: A very unusual...

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:39:38 -0500

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

helenofdestroy:

A very unusual genetic color variation in white-tailed deer — rarer even than albinism — produces all-black offspring in that species which are known as “melanistic” or “melanic” deer.

reblogging because no, really, melanistic animals are real

(and cool)

You’re a mother, aren’t you? There’s kindness in your eyes.And...

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:53:25 -0500

You’re a mother, aren’t you? There’s kindness in your eyes.
And sadness. But a ferocity too.

Reblog if your mom is beautiful.

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:52:19 -0500

poco-loki: colinmorgs: we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:20:10 -0500

poco-loki:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

stfuconservatives: motherjones: cheatsheet: digg: theweekmaga...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:17:52 -0500

stfuconservatives:

motherjones:

cheatsheet:

digg:

theweekmagazine:

From KUCB:

A flock of eagles descended on the Safeway parking lot last week, prompting police intervention.

Public Safety Director Jamie Sunderland says several people called in short succession on Thursday afternoon to report the melee.

Sunderland: “One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles sitting on, in and around several vehicles in the area.”

Sunderland says the eagles were feasting on garbage bags of fish product in the bed of a pickup truck.

More: “Police Break Up Eagle Party at Safeway”

This is terrifying.

Pretty sure I’ve had this nightmare…

They say a picture is worth a thousand fake band names.

The eagles have been following the news, and they’ve decided they no longer want to be our mascot. The next person who puts a crying eagle bumper sticker on their pickup truck is getting a visit from the Convocation.

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:15:48 -0500

all the fandoms

all of them should reblog this

ragewang: sharonosbourne: byrante: t1r3dofyourbullsh1t: there...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:12:46 -0500

ragewang:

sharonosbourne:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

iM GONNA PISS

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOLU HDGYHB

purification-inprogress: 8bitsnakes: ‎“I’m going to kill your cat.” “Your dog is disgusting.” “Eew...

Sat, 11 May 2013 14:03:16 -0500

purification-inprogress:

8bitsnakes:

‎“I’m going to kill your cat.”

“Your dog is disgusting.”

“Eew why the hell would you want a rabbit.”

“I’m not coming over to your house until you get rid of your fish.”

If none of these statements are socially or morally acceptable then why the hell would it be okay for you to say them to a reptile or insect owner.

reblogging because I feel this applies to rat owners too, sadly…

an-owls-eye: gay waterbending I will never not reblog this

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:53:59 -0500

an-owls-eye:

gay waterbending

I will never not reblog this

atlasalpha: suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been...

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:53:43 -0500

atlasalpha:

suddenly realizing your friend sent you a message hours ago and you’ve just been accidentally ignoring them the entire time

dominantlife: 45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS, BUT WON’T ASK FOR:1....

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:52:21 -0500

dominantlife:

45 THINGS A GIRL WANTS, BUT WON’T ASK FOR:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHE’S LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love .. ♥

π

earth-song: Cotton, the albino Eastern Screech Owl.

Sat, 11 May 2013 13:46:26 -0500

earth-song:

Cotton, the albino Eastern Screech Owl.